@TheBoydP: Sex is great but have you ever perfectly clapped the hand clapping part of a song?
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@JasonBanksComic: Kids eat free today? Nice... In that case, I'll have a water and my son will have the steak and shrimp combo with a kids bud light.
@DaddyJew: My dog asked what it was like to be human, so I told him that talking was a good start.
@iGreenMonk: Every night I keep a pillow under my gun in case a murderer threatens me to a pillow fight.