“I’ve built a model of Mount Everest”
“Is that to scale?”
“No, just to look at”
SHAME ON YOU LOT for showing newby tweeters bad behaviour this weekend
FRIEND: Nat. Why is my son saying the F Word?
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Me: “The only person I need in my life is you.”
Bartender: “Please stop trying to hold my hand.”
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“Sorry, but none of my clothes fit today.” My date nods, and politely avoids looking at my towel and safety pins.
Helping 21 with her finances.
21: How’s my credit?
Me: You could pay for something with cash and they’d still ask for collateral.