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@isyourobsession: Shh everyone play along!!
@caithuls: OPPONENT: I'm gonna mop the floor with you!
ME: Thanks I could really use the help
@ClichedOut: [being murdered]
me: are u Scottish
me: then I guess u could say i'm being kilt
@ClichedOut: Mother Paper Bag: We need to talk.
Teen Bag: *removes earbud* What?
M: Your father was plastic.
T: But -
M: It's true. You're a mixed bag.
@AimeeHelene1: The French cow says MEUX...
@JJSummertime: If I had 3 wishes I'd spend them on my daughter.
Happiness, success and her very own little shithead who refuses to replace the TP roll.