If you think Lord of the Flies couldn’t happen, you’ve clearly never seen a group of 7 year olds go after a piñata.
“Should we take the kayak or just walk out to the sandbar?” -Row versus wade.
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The number of times you can flip a grilled cheese sandwich before you notice that you have the pan on the wrong burner…cuz of Twitter.
I’m sorry I hosed off your toddler as he walked by my house but I can’t afford to get sick right now.
[end of a date]
her: we should have dinner again
me: thanks but I’m full
When I was younger, I’d sit in class and think “Ugh, when am I ever going to need to know this stuff in the REAL world??” But then I grew up and discovered that I actually do have to play hot cross buns on the recorder like almost every day.
NPR is reporting terrorists are using twitter.
I call bullshit.
After logging on, most of us aren’t motivated enough to get dressed
“oh, hello. you’re back early”
How To Ride An Escalator:
-Now Just Chill for a Bit
Why I gotta put a seatbelt on but the garbage man can hang off the back of the truck
My body language is more audible than visual.