@peterjames48: SHOUTOUT TO LIBRARIANS! (*sorry*)
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@psybermonkey: Exchange student: my village back home still lacks access to clean water Me: ugh I know how you feel. we've needed a Target for like, ever
@joshgondelman: The best argument for "the sequel is never as good as the original" is birds v. dinosaurs.
@squirrel74wkgn: [in bathroom stall] Me: ... Guy: ...most people wait their turn outside of the stall