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@Browtweaten: *Show and tell day*

Me: You know what to do?

Daughter: Wait until I'm asked, then yell "it's loose, cover your mouths!"

Me: *hands her an unoccupied terrarium* That's my girl

*Show and tell day*

Me: You know what to do?

Daughter: Wait until I’m asked, then yell “it’s loose, cover your mouths!”

Me: *hands her an unoccupied terrarium* That’s my girl

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