@AimeeHelene1: Sick of obnoxious ring tones in the office, so I've set mine to the sound of a girl screaming (horror movie style).
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@IGotsSmarts: I wondered why everyone said I had "bed hair", until I looked in the mirror and noticed a tiny mattress on top of my head.
@josh___grant: I wear my tattoos on the inside. Ever since having discount back surgery from a guy named "Spider."
@sugarwits: My family lived on such a tight budget growing up that whenever there was a light at the end of the tunnel, my dad would turn it off.