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@AngelaEhh: Single men not in love with me.
@Concertina81: I will straight up walk into traffic to avoid a kid selling something.
@ArielSElias: Romantic comedies gave me unrealistic expectations about finding work at a magazine.
@CornOnTheGoblin: [at the vet with my cat]
me: i know, that's why i brought you here
@KyleMcDowell86: I always keep a shotgun under my bed in case a horse sneaks in and breaks his leg
@GashleyMadison: [Takes dog to park]
*waits for romantic comedy to begin