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I thought you said gin.
Either way, make mine a double.
@G_Faylor: [getting moidered]
is this because i'm from new joisey?
@_SetTheHook_: Remember, ladies, when you're taking those selfies, the camera adds like 10 cats.
@jazmasta: They say a dog can retrieve a tennis ball from over a mile away. Seems a bit far fetched to me.
@krisv_723: Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said "Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."
@DraggingFeeties: I'm just your average mom, trying to convince my kids that 4:45pm is indeed their bedtime, because I've had enough of their shit for one day