To err is human, to eh is Canadian.
“Size DOES matter”, I whisper to my double stuffed Oreos.
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Me: I know you want me to be “naughty”, but I can barely breathe in this Hamburglar costume.
4 out of 5 experts agree that when you put any 5 experts together, 4 out of 5 of them will agree.
In ~72 hours this will be completely incomprehensible
Our sport needs a name
“Does it use a ball?”
No it’s more of an oblon–
“Do u move it with ur foot?”
No it’s mostly thro–
I had to buy a voodoo doll of myself and rub its back.
Finally a use for spoilers…
Poker is a game of pretending you’ve got something better than you really do. Poker sounds a lot like my marriage.
jk rowling: every character will have a meaningful arc. harry finds the family he never had
jk rowling: ron faces his fears. hermione questions authority.
editor: what about, what’s his name, neville?
jk rowling: oh, shawty gets DUMB thicc