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@818Newbie: Snakes are refusing to fly on Boeing Max planes.
@brownbear952: I'm hoping to avoid a situation where I have to dance to save my own life.
@clifba: The voices in my head have been quiet for a while. They probably broke something.
@XplodingUnicorn: Sometimes I wonder how such beautiful kids can really be mine.
Then my 4-year-old opens a door and runs into the door frame.
Then I know.
@bylinetd: Wonders if chickens do the funky people.
@scott_tobias: I’ve thought about this Onion headline nearly every day for 20 years