If vid games answered back in real time they’d move lots more units
I DIED? BULLSHIT!
“Maybe if you didn’t suck..”
*slams x-box on floor*
so crazy that kids born in 18 will be turning 2000 this year
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Fact: A good beer will not lose its label after sitting in a cooler of ice water all week.
Related: Why is there still beer in the cooler??
I accidentally started this account when I was looking for a banana bread recipe and things have gone horribly wrong.
Modern Way to Name Babies:
1. Pick 2-3 names
2. Chop each
3. Blend together
4. Mix in the letter Y
5. Allow time for mixture to settle
Congratulations on your child McKimberlynn.
Ten years ago I married my best friend. The vicar had awful eyesight and we were too polite to point out his mistake. All terribly British.
Its really disgusting how other white people dont even know about the plight of [quickly wikipedias “Who is having alot of plight 2012]
[alien parasite invasion]
ME: Welcome to earth, I’ll be your host
me: dinosaurs can’t talk
her: how do u know
me: they’re all dead, barb
“Whoa nice car”
Thanks. I dropped 40K on a new set of wheels
[whispers to friend] “What kind of idiot spends $40,000 on tires”