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@MikeRider24: So, is Dora 18 yet, or what? Asking for a friend.
@mikefossey: (I get an amber alert for a missing child) OK its my time to shine (I get in my car and back out without looking and instantly hit the kid)
@lovemydogduck: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
@paperphotoyo: Him: Hey
*Googles a cute reply*
*looks at Wikipedia*
*reads up on crime scenes*
*forgets to write back*
@pauleggleston: Meatloaf was so named because of his incredible likeness to his father, Meatlo.
@Sarcasticsapien: I'm starting a sarcasm club. It would mean the world to me if you joined.