So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh?
*changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*
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A drum solo but on your face.
Does grape jelly go bad or do I just have wine jelly now?
Me as a thief
If you think I can be won over by a large Toblerone, then you, my friend, are correct.
billionaire: we’re all in this together
everyone: you lost money too?
billionaire: haha no i am somehow richer
“Ducklings are baby ducks,” I say as I set the appetizer on the table. “Enjoy your dumplings, Ma’am.”
Ancient people: turned grapes into wine, agave into tequila, and sugar cane into rum.
Modern people: turn soy, rice, or almonds into milk.