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@Try2StopME: Always trust the judgements of a man who honestly answers to the question 'What's up?'
@Reverend_Scott: COP: Know why I stopped you?
COP: Definitely not.
"Cuz I'm on a unicycle?"
COP: That's the one.
@TheAlexP: How'd you get those bruises?
*remembers tripping over a stuffed animal and destroying my blanket fort*
@ohen39: cop: we'd like to ask you some questions
me: I want to see my lawyer
cop: you're not a suspect
me: I know. I just miss her.
@LackOfShame: OMG, you're huge! There's no way you'll fit inside me.
- My clothes.