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I only carry cash anymore in case I need to make a dramatic exit in the middle of coffee with a detective


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No thanks, marriage. If I wanted to stop getting laid I would just start wearing crocs.


“I really have no idea how to pronounce my name but I won’t admit it.”

Guys named Geoff.