@Donna_McCoy: Some woman in this swimsuit department just said, "summer bodies are made in the winter" so I strangled her with my new beach wrap.
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@ScorpionDong: Everyone knows Robin but not a lot of people know Batman's other sidekicks: Stealin, Burglin, Thievin
@eff_yeah_steph: Daughter: Anyone there? Ouija Board: S P O T Daughter: But Spot went to live at the farm Ouija Board: N O ME: *tips over whole table with ouija board* go clean your room