@WilliamAder: Someone hugged me at the office Christmas party and now they know my safe word.
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@CarpeAngela: I just watched the girl next to me google "lack toast and tolerant symptoms" Symptoms: you have no toast but it's totally tolerable.
@Mr_goose007: The pot called the kettle black. The pot is silver............we now have a situation in the kitchen.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: A guy with a ponytail wearing mirrored sunglasses and camouflage pants just checked me out and winked at me. Still got it.