@fraservalleyjay: Sometimes for fun I like to pick up hitchhikers. When they open the door I say "Hey! Sorry I'm late."
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@FlorkOfCows: I bought a off brand Roomba for black Friday and im already having a Detroit: Become human experience with it. "stop dont go there" off brand roomba: "goes there (faster)"
@patnspankme: On this edition of House Hunters: He rides the back of trash truck, she's a nail tech. Their budget is $15M. Let's see what they can do!
@Sanbel11: - Are you even listening to me? - Of course I am - Ok, what did I just ask you? - If I'm listening to you