@Bluestmoon_: Sorry I asked "why?" when you told me your baby's name.
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@anerdonfire2: I hate to brag but I've had numerous women fake their own death to get out of a relationship with me.
@hadafewbeers: Whenever someone says "I don't have a horse in that race" I respond with "You don't have a horse at all, Reggie. You have a cat & diabetes."
@Darlainky: What he said, "Let's just drop it." What I heard, "I can't think of a single way to win this argument, I bow to your wit and intelligence."
@lenigs17: If I liked one of your pics from 12 weeks ago, doesn't mean I'm stalking you...It just means you haven't looked nice in awhile