@dafloydsta: Sorry I faked my death during the middle of your boring story.
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@fluffysuse: When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich? Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.
@: [first day in hell] Me: oh is that a buffet of only gas station food? Satan: *evil laughter* yes, and it’s all you shall ever eat for the rest of eternit— Me: *already munching on a gas station taquito*
@KentWGraham: The movie scene where discarded clothes lead to lovers in bed, except it’s my clothes leading to my wife picking them up and cursing me.