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@jazmasta: [speaking to an attractive lady] "How can a beautiful girl like you be single?!"
"Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"

[speaking to an attractive lady] “How can a beautiful girl like you be single?!”
“Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave”

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