@SaltyCorpse: My dog: I can't get her up.
My Other dog: Did you lick her face?
My dog: Yeah, no dice.
My other dog: Did you run to the door and back?
My dog: Yes. Sheesh.
My Cat: Get out of my way, amateurs. *hurk* *gag* *hurk* Now she's up, peasants.
@XplodingUnicorn: [getting ready for church]
Me: If you don't hurry up and get dressed, we're leaving you behind.
Me: If you don't hurry up, you have to go to church twice.
6: *gets dressed in record time*