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@jazmasta: [speaking to an attractive lady] "How can a beautiful girl like you be single?!"
"Dave, I literally dumped you 5 minutes ago. Please leave"
@Michael1979: WARNING: Local youths in the park are claiming to be tax inspectors & are issuing fines for €70 in "gullibility tax". DO NOT PAY. Turns out there's no such tax. When you go back to confront them, they say they can't do refunds without a tax receipt. THEY NEVER GAVE ME A RECEIPT