
Groundhog Day
1993 ‧ Comedy/Romance ‧ 1h 41mGroundhog Year
2020/21 ‧ Horror ‧ 10,272days
[speed dating]
Me: Have you ever choked someone?
“No I would never do something like that”
Me: Next
Groundhog Day
1993 ‧ Comedy/Romance ‧ 1h 41mGroundhog Year
2020/21 ‧ Horror ‧ 10,272days
I haven’t prevented a single forest fire.
Is it possible that Smokey was talking to someone behind me?
I’m “the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal” years old
This old lady in the grocery store was just giving me the weirdest looks and the worst piggy back ride of my life
I’ve been divorced so long I’ve almost forgotten how to clear a computer history.
A cyclist told me to share the road, so I threw a piece of asphalt at him.
Ways to know a guy at the bar wants to take you home:
1. He talks to you.
2. He buys you a drink.
3. That drink makes you REALLY sleepy.
Girls, if you’re gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?
[first date]
“You’re not into anything weird right?”
-not at all
*gestures to my ferret army to fall back*