[spelling bee]

Moderator: your word is sentence

Me: can you use it in a sentence?

Moderator: your word is sentence

You Might Also Like


Cleaning up a murder scene shouldn’t count against you at trial. “It proves you were trying to get away with it.” No, it proves I didn’t want a pool of blood in my kitchen.


My blood type is A+ because I’m the best at everything. Even at having blood.


*leaves one cupcake in work kitchen*

*watches live version of Hunger Games*


Some people around here retweet like it’s coming out of their booze allowance.


My superpower is turning food and drink into larger pants.


“Never go to bed angry” is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting


“As a creative person I’m often asked where I get my ideas.” Yeah. As a creative person you often imagine people doing that but they don’t.