[spelling bee]
Your word is “echo”
can you use it in a sentence?
SENTENCE entence enᵗᵉᶰᶜᵉ ᵉᶰᶜᵉ ᶜᵉ
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But now I snap when I bend, and not in a good way…
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[shopping]
My Son: This chair will hold up to 300 pounds!
Me: Why did you look at me when you said that?
HIM: I’m not crying, you’re crying
ME: we’re all crying, this is a funeral
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– Pawn Hub
– Mate Expectations
– Checks Mix
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I had a cat called key key meow so I am willing to help name your baby just ask
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Ever notice how many towns are named after their water tower?
I once watched two guys arguing in sign language.
Either that, or they were both really bad at martial arts.
This is funnier than it should be. 😂
Girls, if you’re gonna shave your eyebrows off just to draw them on again, at least make them interesting. How about drawing two umbrellas?
It’s an epidemic…
Thinking that you’re on speaking terms with God is like finding out you’ve been playing both parts in an episode of “Catfish”
Don’t worry when I get to heaven I’ll put in a good word for you guys
Called in, “Hey, macarena!” this morning.
Wife: What are you doing today?
Me: Just gonna scroll Twitter
W: WHAT ABOUT OUR SON???
M: Nah he can’t read
*gets stuck halfway through a somersault*
This is how I live now.
Loan officer: Mr. Minotaur, I’d love to help you but I dont think opening a china shop is a good idea.
My phone battery dies faster than a black guy in a horror movie.
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*6 missed calls*
*5 missed facetime*
*8 unread messages*
All sex is safe sex if you keep your bright orange reflective vest on.
It’s like my whole life is just one horrendous karaoke song choice after another.
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Fifth dentist: You guys know how we make a living, right?
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