@AnniemuMary: Springtime ants in the kitchen. Go get mother her killing flip flop.
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@OuterJohn: Raise your arms and run through the police crime scene tape like you're finishing a marathon.
@TheHatStore: me: this glass is too small bartender: would you prefer a tumbler me: yes acrobat: what can I get you
@TheGoatTaco: My girl stayed true and my dog didn't die, I'm sober ~no country song ever.
@seanyeatts: My parents just googled me and now they're crying
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