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@bourgeoisalien: stranger: can i talk to you about Jesus?

me: *explodes into a thousand bats and flies into the nearest Arby's

stranger: can i talk to you about Jesus?

me: *explodes into a thousand bats and flies into the nearest Arby’s

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