@lil_escher: summer is the worst time of the year to turn goth what the shit was i thinking
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@justokdane: car salesman: this is the car for you me: but that's a barrel about to go over Niagara falls car salesman: take that baby for a spin
@bobvulfov: [funeral] WIDOW: i—i just cant believe he's gone ME: hey [putting my hand on her shoulder] u parked ur car directly behind mine so im stuck
@JawnQSack: "A mind is a terrible thing to waste." A zombie trying to convince his son to finish his dinner.