@dumbbeezie: Sure I'll come to your costume party. I'll be a ninja. If you don't see me then you know I took the challenge seriously
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@GreenSmoke_: If there was any award for laziness, I probably would send someone to pick it up for me.
@Ieapyear: me on ellen ellen: so i went through your twitter account me: omg really?! (hundreds of therapists walk out on stage) me: oh my god ellen you didn’t
@InternetHippo: [meeting at the headquarters of literally any app] good morning everyone, let's get started. the first and only item on our agenda is, how do we make this app worse