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@jergarl: *takes ambien

Oh.

You said NO ambien before dinner at your parents.

Wife: Really?

Me:*already getting naked* I'm sure it will be fine.

*takes ambien

Oh.

You said NO ambien before dinner at your parents. 

Wife: Really?

Me:*already getting naked* I’m sure it will be fine.

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