Why do they call it a ‘reading of the will’ and not a dead giveaway?
Teacher: Did your mom sign your permission slip?
Teacher: This says you have permission to be the teacher
Kid Teacher: please raise your hand before speaking
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How is it that my kids can never find their own shoes but…
Easily find the one ice cream sandwich I hid behind the peas in the freezer.
CW: How was your weekend?
*finds nearest object*
CW: Are you talking to a stapler?
“I’m sorry, I have to take this.”
*narrows my eyes at you suspiciously*
*keeps narrowing them*
*closes them entirely*
Starbucks? Yes I’d like a tepid mug of milk froth please. My name’s Adam, but you can call me Aldin.
COLONEL: The enemy is nearing…we need to turn up the heat
DAD SOLDIER: I am not paying to heat the entire war
My son went over to a friend’s house & his Mom asked when we wanted him home. From her expression I think she was expecting a time, not day.
*jumps on stage and snatches up mic and screams*
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR, LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!
*gets escorted out of church*
“YOLO” giggled the 53rd incarnation of Buddha