@BadaBinge: Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a "homeless romantic".
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@AndrewChamings: [at funeral parlor with bereaved girlfriend] HER: You think these glass urns are a good idea? ME: Remains to be seen.
@AndrewNadeau0: PROFESSORR: So, Attilla’s rise had a lot of unintended consequences. ME: *Raises hand* PROFESSOR: Yes, Andrew? ME: Hunintended. PROFESSOR: ME: PROFESSOR: Thank you, Andrew.
@GrantTanaka: If a cop yells at you to GET DOWN just start twerking cause damn, dude, be more specific
@kumailn: My favorite romantic comedy sub-genre is "Hugh Grant falls in love with someone for no reason."