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@BadaBinge: Thanks for nothing autocorrect, I'm never gonna get chicks being a "homeless romantic".
@lasergirl70: My cat that died 3 years ago got a letter saying she needs to register if she wants to vote, showing how well Florida handles elections.
@SondraDeeMe: I have the vim and vigor of someone the age that would use the words vim and vigor.
@dmc1138: I want what every guy wants: To be involved in a rooftop chase.
@BlindVigil: If I lived in Alabama, I'd name my daughter, 'Banjo-lina".
@Seinfeld2000: If u havin girl problems i feel bad for u son
jery had 73 girlfriends throughout seinfelds run