@ScottLinnen: That water trick was miraculous, but let's see Jesus try walking on Legos.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@AmericanGent69: Wife: I think my husband is spying on me. Friend: You're probably overreacting. Me: *dressed as a bartender* Can I get you ladies a drink?
@drinksmcgee: If Horror movies have taught me anything, it's that you give elderly people what they want or else they'll place a curse on you.
@PaperWash: "can I have 2 sausage & cheese biscuits" That'll be $2.60 "with egg" $7.78 NVM no egg $17.83 "What?" [at gun point] give us ur wallet