@XplodingUnicorn

The 9 circles of hell:

9) limbo

8) lust

7) gluttony

6) greed

5) anger

4) heresy

3) violence

2) fraud

1) shopping on Black Friday

You Might Also Like

@Dawn_M_

I wish the blonde girl with the pterodactyls would hurry up and kill everyone.

@Michael1979

At Christmas, it’s important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017

@robfee

Yelp is a great way to find out where garbage people will never eat again because one time a waitress forgot their honey mustard.

@iGreenMonk

Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.

Then they call me ugly and poor.

@Jenny4ashley

Whenever I see a hot girl on the streets I’m like HOLY CRAP I’M OUTSIDE.

@AudreyPorne

spin the bottle, except you have to murder the person it lands on
her: this is a baby shower

@ArfMeasures

Me: I was having sex last night at the time of the robbery

Cop: Why you are telling me, you’re not even a witness

Me: Oh dude I’m telling everyone

@Bob_Janke

I have a picture of my uncle standing on a tank he and two buddies destroyed in WWII. I cut my fingernails too short and I might stay home.

@Darlainky

My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today’s social scene sounds so violent.