@thenashleysays: the best part about being a parent is explaining normal human behaviours to the small feral people, my favourite of which has been "we don't pee our pants on purpose when we are mad"
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@krisv_723: I just got a text saying they lost my cell number & could I send it. This is the level of stupid I deal with.
@TitaniumToplass: Just wrote "except for you, spiders >:(" on my Welcome mat so that should be the end of that
@RxitWounds: *Power goes out* Wife: I can't see! *Shoes light up* Me: Ha! Whose shoes were "a waste of money" & "clearly meant for a large child" now?!