A rabbit has a father who has a big hair care product empire and wonders if one day his child will become the Hair heir hare.
The biggest problem with prison is that you can only rearrange your cell in so many ways because of where the toilet is.
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If cauliflower can be pizza and zucchini can be noodles then you too can be anything you want.
If I ever visit Japan, the first thing I’ll do is run through those paper walls pretending I’m the Kool-Aid man.
i got blood on my iphone the other day and before i could wipe it off siri made a slurpy noise and it was gone
“I knew he was the murderer when I saw him on the dance floor,” Holmes said. “You see, Watson, guilty feet have got no rhythm.”
DIE HARD (1988)
Rated R, 2 hrs. 12 min.
The dead guy from The Sixth Sense throws Snape out of a window. Merry Christmas!
*bites a radioactive spider
*spider starts tweeting 18 hours a day
Good luck to the 13 year old girl who is pregnant and wrote “California” for ethnicity on her clinic forms.