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@FreudsTwin: The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it.
@LoriLuvsShoes: Who me? Oh I'm just waiting for my husband to apologize for something I did wrong...marriage is fun
@pecan_pie_1: When my toddlers are teenagers I'm going to wake them up in the middle of the night to tell them I'm thirsty
@GuyAdvisor: Cleavage is the original Jedi Mind Trick.
@fro_vo: a bunch of people at a school dance waiting to get a drink
that's it. that's the punch line
@Browtweaten: Ugh, suicidal cannibals are always so full of themselves