3: *throws plate in sink
Me: but you barely ate!
3: yeah, I’m full…what are you eating?
Me: the same thing you had
3: can I have a bite?
the gym I’ve been going to isn’t helping me lose weight at all, damn you Pizza Hut Gym
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