@SortaBad: The one upside to triplets is that you finally have enough babies to juggle
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@Procaffinator: Cats spend two thirds of their lives sleeping and the other third making viral videos.
@CuriouslyEmily: An esteemed colleague told me he hard-boils eggs in the morning, uses them as pocket warmers, and then has them as a little mid-morning snack when he gets to work. Truly, the line between genius and madness is very thin.