@The_Sculptress: The only double penetrating I'll ever do is eating the double stuff Oreo I just dropped into my coffee.
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@Playing_Dad: "POLICE, COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP." Show me a badge. *cop gets badge out* I didn't say Simon Says. "Let's go home guys. Sorry, my fault."
@dafloydsta: [job interview] "Tell me about yourself." I'm a bit of a grammar freak. "Can you explain?" I don't know, CAN I?
@Tmoney68: Don't tell me I don't know the difference between right & wrong. Wrong is the fun one.