@ericbove: The people naming dinosaurs should teach the people naming hurricanes how to name stuff.
@Carbosly: I really really hope parallel universe me is vomiting on my cat's carpet right now.
@poopidoop: Do transformers buy car or life insurance?
@DanMentos: [at funeral]
"it was so sudden"
"yeah right in the middle of rap battle"
I thought you said he died of dysentery
TERRY: That's right
@RobDenBleyker: IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE, NOT CHRISTMAS STEVE!!
@UnFitz: You're like a semicolon. I'm not sure exactly what to do with you.