@briangaar: The premise of Batman is that, deep down, all billionaires just want to be first-year patrol cops
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@BuckyIsotope: Oh we're halfway there Oh oh running from a bear I pushed you down Accidentally I swear Oh oh eaten by a bear You were eaten by a bear
@WritePlay: MAN: I'll get pasta & she'll have the salad COW: What's that mean? MAN: Uh- COW: I'm fat? MAN: ... You're a cow? PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo
@offbeatoliv: It's such bullshit that there's no zombie apocalypse. I totally want to hit my neighbor over the head with a shovel.