@Ygrene: The real reason Darth Vader cut off Luke's hand was because he touched the thermostat
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@PyrBliss: McDonalds wants you to tell your family you love them because if you keep eating McDonalds it won't be long before you're dead.
@FeverFlave: My dad is a legend at hide and seek. One time I needed mom's help to find him. He was hiding at a motel with a strange lady.
@hythemafia: *Food hits floor* Little Germs: "Let's get it!" King Germ: "No!!! We must wait 5 seconds......"
@clichedout: ME: I trained my cat to talk HER: let's see ME: abbreviate Maine CAT: me- ME: what I say when I'm hurt CAT: -ow HER: this sucks ME: just wait CAT: we're just getting started Linda