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@TomSchally: The remote does not go next to the TV. That’s the opposite of why you have a remote.
@ArfMeasures: Me: What's wrong?
Wifi: You're obsessed with the internet
Me: Give me one example
Wifi: Look how you've spelled wife
@simoncholland: Remember before Amazon reviews when you could just buy a toothbrush without 6 hours of research?
@AlexRogaski: [2 Years into Cosmetology School]
Me:[applying perfect contours] When are we gonna start learning about space?
@CelebrityChez: If you are what you eat, then my dog is a calculator.