@lasergirl70: The rose petal scene from American Beauty, but just me naked and covered in candy wrappers.
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@TheTweetOfGod: One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough.
@howe007: If you can start the toilet paper roll without clawing it like a velociraptor then you're a wizard.