@robfee: The worst part about breaking up right before Halloween is now I have to explain at every party why I'm dressed as half of a horse.
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@InternetHippo: If you feel hopeless about the world and your place in it, I can recommend something. Turn off all electronic devices, close your eyes, and sit still for 5 minutes. It won't help, but now you're 5 minutes closer to being dead and not having to worry about it.
@Jeff_Sargeant: 2 out of 3 isn't bad. Unless you come home from the park with 2 out 3 kids. Then it's bad
@IamEveryDayPpl: My turn ons are naps, cereal, and seeing women that are prettier than me trip over cracks in the sidewalk...