My boss has a rather shrill phone voice. I once spent 20m talking to him, before realizing it was actually someone trying to send us a fax.
Them: Are you a frontend or backend developer?
Me: *winking* I’m pretty developed in both places.
Anyways, that’s how I ended up in HR.
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I’ve been driving with a coca cola can stuck in snow on the roof of my car for a week cuz 7 thinks it makes us cops.
Stare all you want.
therapist: u suffer from social isolation
me: oh no
therapist: you just need to talk to people
me: OH NO
Me: So I’ll see you Friday?
Friend: I can’t wait!
Me: FINE THEN FORGET IT
Imagine the scariest ride you’ve ever been on ….
Then there’s dating me.
me: cheeseburgers are better than sex
her: maybe you’re doing it wrong
me: I stick my meat between two buns and slather it in sauce, add cheese, pickles and bacon
her: I meant sex
me: me too
If dumping the last of your chips into the dip and eating it like cereal is wrong then I don’t wanna be right.
Managed to scare off my prison pen pal. Crazy doesn’t even begin to cover what’s wrong with me.
JUDGE: Spell “Insubordinate”
ME: *Lips on mic* No.
JUDGE: I don’t… where do we go from here?