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@DrakeGatsby: Them: This is our top-of-the-line model, availa-

Me: I’ll take it.

Them: Sir?

Me: *climbing into casket* Just close the lid behind me.

Them: This is our top-of-the-line model, availa-

Me: I’ll take it. 

Them: Sir?

Me: *climbing into casket* Just close the lid behind me.

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