angel: whatcha making?
god: *sharpening a dolphin* shark
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My husband drives me to drink.
Unless a friend volunteers.
Him: I’d be happy to (using finger quotes) screen the applicants.
Me: I’d be happy to (using finger quotes) testify in the harassment suit.
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
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