@Doctor_Cupcakes
Untitled Goose Game (2019)
@FunnyTunes
There are few situations in life which have to be resolved with violence for example-
Mosquito on your ex’s cheek.
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@Doctor_Cupcakes
@DangerZoneJunky
I think my girlfriend is a serial killer you guys…she wakes up and makes the bed in the morning
@Spaced_Cowboy00
When I saw her eating a whole chicken like it was corn on the cob, I knew she was the one for me.
@simoncholland
Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope.
@joe_binkley
Women’s deodorant: Spring Breeze, Lilac, Gentle Sunshine.
Men’s deodorant: Sport, Mountain, Forest Fire, Rage, Fistfight, Childhood Angst.
@MafiaJoker78
New neighbours just moved in…
I baked them some goodies as a welcome & a warning to never eat at my house.
@CreoleBabyBritt
@SharpeBytes
Let’s bring back the word HOOTENANNY
@StevenKJohnson
Game of Thrones: Now with 100 percent more zombies! The Walking Dead should fire back by adding kingdoms.
@BradBroaddus
Grandpa: “My joints are stiff.”
Me: “Don’t roll them so tight.”